folkinz: imagined dinner party dialogue: sean penn, scarlett johansson, & sheikha mozah sean: isn’t she beautiful? sheikha: oh yes. scarlett: (in a whisper) stop it, you’re embarrassing me. sean: but it’s true. sheikha: not as beautiful as me or my hat, but beautiful nonetheless. scarlett: (smiles) sean: this is a wonderful party and the food…! sheikha: thank you so much. scarlett: (in a whisper) i could really go for a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. sean: you just had an entire meal. scarlett: i know, but it was kinda weird. sheikha: what is it, sean? does your daughter want to order something from the children’s menu? I love this, probably because of my hatred for Scarlett Johansson.

folkinz:

imagined dinner party dialogue: sean penn, scarlett johansson, & sheikha mozah

sean: isn’t she beautiful?

sheikha: oh yes.

scarlett: (in a whisper) stop it, you’re embarrassing me.

sean: but it’s true.

sheikha: not as beautiful as me or my hat, but beautiful nonetheless.

scarlett: (smiles)

sean: this is a wonderful party and the food…!

sheikha: thank you so much.

scarlett: (in a whisper) i could really go for a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

sean: you just had an entire meal.

scarlett: i know, but it was kinda weird.

sheikha: what is it, sean? does your daughter want to order something from the children’s menu?

I love this, probably because of my hatred for Scarlett Johansson.